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The Saga of Donald Ironbeak

It all begins in a viking village full of peacefull vikings. Knut, the overlord, comes to the village and demands the chief's weight in gold. However, the chief doesn't stay chief for long, as he goes bonkers after his wife bludgeons him with a frying pan. DD, trying to escape his girlfriend, an overweight, violent freckeled alternative DA, is only glad to be chosen and lead the "fearsome" warriors on a campaign of misfortune and obtaining goods nowhere near as worthy as gold. After beating the ultra brutal Slime Hill inhabitants and carying off a boatloads of turnips, they end up facing the Eskimos and finaly, American indians, with whom they bond and who help them to beat up Knut, and who later move in to the viking villiage. Two archeologists locate the remains of the village centuries later, but after finding an indian/viking totem pole decide to keep the find a secret.